"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." -- Galileo Galilei, bio
"I'm Catholic. We don't read the Bible. We hire a priest to read it for us. I figure he's got all week off and no wife, the least he can do is give a book report for 45 minutes every week."-- Kathleen Madigan, bio
"Of all the questions you might want to ask / about angels, the only one you ever hear / is how many can dance on the head of a pin." -- Billy Collins, bio
Priest -- "Who's that?"
"Oh, Jesus. Well, he did in many ways, yes."
"Did you see him?"
"Well, not exactly, no."
"But... you're working for him."
"I am. Doing the best I can."
"Do you get paid for it?"
"Well, it's more a payment of the spiritual kind."
"Think you could be drawn to the Church?"
"I don't think so."
"I don't think I could work for someone I'd never met, and not get paid for it."
“Horses would draw the forms of the gods like horses, and cattle like cattle.”